Crazy Man downtown
Be careful around the cable car turnaround in San Francisco because tonight I was over there and there was this black man in a McGrady t-shirt who had has pants down near his ankles and was walking around and wandered right into the street without looking and pow! a taxi crashed right into him and the black man's body flew into a million different directions and one of his arms landed right in front of me so I grabbed it quickly and ran off to put the damn thing in ice and then list it on www.ebay.com because there's always someone out ther ein need of a few fingers or some arm bones.

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